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HE SIGHS

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Oh, hi, Eric. Hi, Cath.

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I'm just doing
Colin's scrambled eggs.

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Colin, I've stirred it,
what do I do now?

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Er... Colin up, aye? Uh-huh.

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I was wondering if
he could give me a hand

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to shift the bed out
of Ian's old room. Colin!

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Eric needs you to help move a bed.

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What? He needs you
to help move a bed!

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Tell him I'll be round
after my scrambled eggs.

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He says he'll be round
after his scrambled eggs.

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Do you know how to make them, Eric?

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TOILET FLUSHES
Cathy, tell him I'll just come now.

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I'll get my scrambled eggs after.

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I'll just do him some toast
when I get back.

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I'm coming, too, yeah? Uh...

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Then you've got your bibs,
you've got your car seat,

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you'll need weaning spoons,
no' to mention a good potty.

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You loved your potty.

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I've got lovely photos of you
sitting on it, grinning away,

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taking care of your business.

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And you'll need a steriliser
for your bottles.

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I don't need bottles.
You don't need bottles?!

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No, I'll breast-feed.
That's not as easy as you think.

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Look at the hassle I had with you.

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Every time I opened my nightie,
you screamed the place down.

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I must have got that off my dad.

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Pardon? Look, I've not even
been for my first scan yet.

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Well, when is it? I'll need to
mark that up on my calendar.

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Now, where are we?

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Please don't say it's the 11th.

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What's the 11th?

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It's the anniversary
of your gran dying.

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Oh, and don't say it's the 12th.
What's the 12th?

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I've got that guy coming to see
that wasp's nest at the back door.

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It's the 13th.

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Friday the 13th? Uh-huh.

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I'll mark that in.

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That's great.

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So, have you heard from Christine?

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She's tried to phone a few times,
but I don't want to get involved.

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Oh, use this for mine, will you?

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Ooh. Decaf? Yeah.

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My counsellor said to me,
"Cathy, cut out the stimulants."

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OK, right. Tea's fine, as long as
you put a bit of Baileys in it.

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Ah. So how's it going
with the counsellor?

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Brilliant, Beth. I should
have done this years ago.

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That's great, Cathy.

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She said to me,
I have one of the worst cases

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of low self-esteem
she has ever seen.

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It's all about talking, Beth.

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You know me,
I keep everything to myself.

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Like all that stuff
about trying for a baby, I just...

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I bottle that up.
Apart from the night

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I had to stay here when
me and Col had the, erm, fall-out.

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And the time that Eric saw me
walking along the bypass.

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And the time I got kicked out
of the Early Learning Centre

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for slapping the assistant. Bitch.

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Well, I just wanted to know
what was happening...

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And that is NOT healthy.

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She said I need to
put myself first for a change

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and start opening up.

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So, from now on,
you'll be glad to hear,

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I'm going to be doing
a lot more talking.

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About me.

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Here we go.

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Ugh! Do you want me
to go on that side?

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No, no, I'm all right.
Are you sure, Eric?

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I mean, no offence,
but you're carrying plenty already.

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I'm fine, let's get on with it.

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OK. Hup!

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Oh, here, did I tell you
that me and Cathy

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went for the memory foam, Eric?
Oh, right, did you?

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What an invention that is.

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Aye? Aye. You know,
you want to feel this thing

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when you're lying on it, Eric.

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Honestly, it's like...
It's like going to sleep on a cloud.

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It's soft, but not too soft.

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It's firm, but not too firm.

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Anyway, three big swigs
of Night Nurse and into that -

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Cath went over like a lamb.

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Smashing. Do you think
we could just...?

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Oh, of course. Look, I'm sorry.

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Right.

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Oh, here, did I tell you about

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the fitted wardrobes
we've got our eye on?

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Oh, for...

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And I don't suppose
it's worth asking

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if the proud father will be
in attendance at the scan?

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He whose name remains a mystery?

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God, don't start this again.

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Is it Duncan? No!

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Is it Duncan's brother? No!

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Is it Marco? No!

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Is it Marco's brother?
Marco doesn't have a brother.

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Who's that he's got driving
his van for him, then?

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Matt's his uncle.

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What, the wee guy in a leather
jacket with the tiger on the back -

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that's his uncle? Uh-huh.

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Is it him?

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Och...

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THUD!
Ouch!

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Have you got it? Aye, I've got it.

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That's you. Oh!

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Watch your paintwork.

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Keep going.

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Keep going.

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That's you.

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Bet you're glad I'm here, eh?

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She said to me, "Cathy, just
because you can't have kids

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"doesn't mean you can't
have goals in life."

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So I've said to Colin,

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I definitely want a Mazda
for Christmas, and...

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I've written to Loose Women

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and I've asked if
I can be a presenter.

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Is it Archie from the garden centre?

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No. Is it Archie's brother?

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No. Michael. Is it Michael?

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I've had enough.
I can't listen to this.

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All right, all right.

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Sophie, come back here.

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Let's just leave it.

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I shouldn't pester you
for the name, it's my fault.

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Come back and sit down.

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Come on.

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I know what we can do - why don't we
get stuck into a bit of knitting?

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Knitting?

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Aye. That's what we all
used to do, you know.

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Your gran knitted you a whole outfit
for coming home from the hospital.

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Hat, mitts, cardigan,

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jumper, tights, shawl.

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Mind you, no sooner were you home

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then we had to take you
straight back up there.

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How come? Your temperature
was through the roof.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Where's my...?

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Oh, you know, all my knitting
stuff's away out in the hut.

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The hut? Aye, the hut.

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What's it doing in the hut?

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I don't know.

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Go and get it for me, will you?

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SHE SIGHS

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Mum!

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Mum, the door's stuck!

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The door isn't stuck.

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It's locked. Locked?

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What are you doing?

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Mum, open the door!

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I will open the door
when you tell me

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who the bloody hell
the father of this baby is!

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Oh.

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Ugh.

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Here? Aye, just dump it there.

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Right. Cheers for the help, Colin.

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So when's the collection?
Tomorrow morning. Aye?

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You want to watch,
leaving that out overnight.

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I left a desk out front -

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some bastard shat
in one of the drawers.

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Dear God! I wouldnae have minded,
but he left it lying wide open.

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Maybe I'll just stick it
in the garage overnight.

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That's a good idea.
I'll get the door for you.

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Thanks, Colin. I think
I can manage it from here.

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There's your golf clubs there, Eric.

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Eh? Mind you said
you couldn't find them

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that time I asked you
if you fancied a wee game?

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Oh, aye, aye. Aye, so they are.
Here, now we know where they are,

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we'll need to get you
up to the club for a round.

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Oh, look... No, no, no,
listen, no bother at all.

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We'll get you up there,
introduce you to a few of the guys.

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I tell you, they're nice fellas.

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We just don't want to
get stuck with them,

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because someone cannae half yap,
if you know what I mean.

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Look, really... Shh!
'Do you hear me?'

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'Do you hear me?' Here, Eric.

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Come here and see this.

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'What?'

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What's she doing?

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'Do you hear me?'
Is she giving the hut a row?

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Because I am going to find out
exactly what you've been up to!

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So, how are you, missus?

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How you coping with
all this upheaval going on?

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Well, once we've got the sofa bed in
and the blinds up...

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Mm, not really going to make up
for losing a son, though, is it?

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Well, it's not exactly
"losing a son".

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No, but as Fiona,
my counsellor, said to me,

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it's all about how you feel.

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Well, I feel OK.

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You see elephants, Beth?

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The mums actually burst into tears
when their wee calves head off.

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They get so upset, they can
actually die of a broken heart.

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They just lose interest
in everything.

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They stop squirting water
out their trunks,

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their ears stop flapping,

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and they go off their leaves.

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They just give up.

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And eventually, they just
wander off, into the forest,

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lay down on their sides,

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and they never, ever get back up.

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Are you an elephant, Beth?

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'Beth!'

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What is it?

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Come here and see this.

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'You can bang all you like.'

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'Let me out! I need the toilet!'

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There's a watering can in there,
you can go in that.

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BANGING ON DOOR

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'Let me out!'

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Christine?

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Oh, hi, Beth.

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Eh, what are you doing?

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Nothing, I'm just having
a wee afternoon in the garden.

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Mrs Baird! Let me out!

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Hello, Cathy.
Everything OK, Christine?

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Oh, yes, everything's fine.

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Let me out!

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Sophie in the hut, is she?

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Christine, come on, let her out.

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No. Why not?

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Because! Why have you locked her
in the hut, Christine?

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I haven't locked her in the hut.

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Yes, you have. No, I haven't!

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Is she in there?

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Yes. Is the door locked?

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Yes. Who locked it?

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I did. So you locked her in.

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Well, when you put it like that.

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'Let me out!'

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I am sensing a lot of conflict here.

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Och, away! We're fine.

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If you kick that fucking door
one more time,

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I'm going to come in there
and leather you!

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'Let me out, then!'

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Christine, come on.
Beth, Beth, wheesht, I've got it.

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Christine, let's just
take a deep breath in...

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SHE INHALES

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..and think sensibly about this.

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Do we think this is the best way
to handle a simple disagreement?

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No.

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So do we think the first thing
we need to do is...

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open the door and let Sophie out?

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No. Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Beth, go and get the axe.

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Look, Christine, you can't
keep her locked in the hut.

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So open the door and
we can sort whatever this is out.

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OK?

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Sophie!

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Wait, Sophie, come on!

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Dear me. I tell you what, when
Beth's done sorting that lot out,

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she can head over to Palestine
and get stuck in there.

251
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,960
It'll be a piece of piss
compared to that!

252
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,960
At least Cathy's there,
though, you know?

253
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,000
Do her Kofi Annan bit
and help keep a lid on things.

254
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,960
Did I tell you she's been
having counselling?

255
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,320
Aye? Aye.

256
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,960
The change is unbelievable.
In her or the counsellor?

257
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,960
HE CHUCKLES
Women are different from us.

258
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,960
They get awfully emotional
about things.

259
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:26,960
They cannae do what we do, which is
just focus on what's in front of us.

260
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,320
They're awfully easily distracted...

261
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,960
Is that a dartboard?

262
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,160
Here we go, Christine.

263
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,640
That tastes funny.
It's decaf, Christine.

264
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,320
No, it's kind of creamy.

265
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,960
Oh, no, that's mine. Oh.

266
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:50,960
So, tell me, what has been going on?

267
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,960
Where do you want me to start?

268
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,960
You decide.
I am just here to listen.

269
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,800
Well... When I first had Sophie...

270
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,960
We're not going back that far.

271
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,160
She's maybe just excited about
everything that's going on.

272
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,960
"Och, I'm so excited,
what shall I do?

273
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,480
"Shall I look up baby names?

274
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,960
"No, let's just go
and lock someone in a hut."

275
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,960
She's a nightmare, Mrs Baird.

276
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:12,960
She'll just be worried about you.

277
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,960
She's a nosy cow.

278
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,960
Sophie, come on. Well, she is.

279
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,960
She just wants to know
absolutely everything.

280
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:23,320
Like what? Well, like,
when's your first scan?

281
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,960
Have you looked at prams?

282
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,960
Who's the father?

283
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,960
You know, the one
I feel sorry for is Sophie.

284
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,960
Well, I do, too. It's easy done.

285
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,960
You don't know what
you're doing at that age.

286
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,960
I remember the first time I did it.

287
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,960
Talk about nervous -
it took me three goes

288
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,960
to get the money out of my wallet.

289
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,960
HE LAUGHS

290
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,640
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

291
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,960
I mean, the thing is,
everything's different now.

292
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,960
I mean, everything
seems to be do with sex.

293
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,960
I know! It's everywhere. It is.

294
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,960
You walk down the street,
you're getting bombarded by it.

295
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,960
And the things young people wear
these days, it's terrible.

296
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,960
If that's not enough, you've
got these things on your phone -

297
00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,160
you just click, and you get
photos of folk popping up,

298
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,960
ready to do it at the drop of a hat.

299
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:05,960
It's dreadful.

300
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,960
Really, really dreadful.

301
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,960
I should have had her on the pill.

302
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,960
The doctor said to me,
"Christine, given her age,

303
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,000
"her naturally trusting personality,

304
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,960
"and that new swing park
going up across the road,

305
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,160
"I'd get her on it ASAP."

306
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,960
Why did you not?

307
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,960
I thought she'd be fine.

308
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,960
I made it clear to her
on many, many occasions

309
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,960
the consequences
of an unplanned pregnancy.

310
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,960
The thing is, though, Christine...

311
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,960
boys will stick it anywhere.

312
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,960
I thought she'd have more sense.

313
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,960
It's up to her, though, isn't it?

314
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,960
At the end of the day.

315
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,640
What do you mean? Well...

316
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,960
..she's an adult.

317
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,960
No, she's not.

318
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:56,960
She's...

319
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,960
She's...

320
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:01,960
Oh, Cathy!

321
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,960
Come on, let's get
a proper game, Eric.

322
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,960
Och, no, we're fine just
having a muck about, are we no'?

323
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,960
Go on! Nearest the bull starts.

324
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,000
Oh, all right. On you go!

325
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,960
"Super, smashing, great, Eric.

326
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,160
"Stay out the black and in the red,

327
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,800
"nothing in this game
for two in a bed."

328
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,960
Try telling Sophie that!

329
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:24,960
Whoops-a-daisy.

330
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,960
I could get a flat.

331
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,960
I could! I mean, I'm old enough.
What about your mum, though?

332
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,960
Well, I'll just get one
with a camera on the door

333
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,480
so I can see her coming.

334
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,960
Sophie, your mum loves you.

335
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,960
I'm sure this is nothing
that can't be sorted.

336
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,000
I mean, if the main thing
is who the father is,

337
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,960
why don't you just start
by telling her who it is?

338
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,960
The thing is, I want to tell her.

339
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,960
I do. It's not like
I want to keep it a secret.

340
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,960
So just tell her. I can't.

341
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,960
Why not?

342
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,960
Because I don't know.

343
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:58,960
Oh.

344
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,960
The thing is, though, Cathy,
she's still young.

345
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,320
And she's naive.

346
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,960
You and I, we're women of the world.

347
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,960
I know. We know what men are like.

348
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,640
Selfish, sly, conniving.

349
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:13,960
Well, my Colin's not like that.

350
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,960
No, he's just an arse.

351
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:20,960
Oh, yes!

352
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,960
Not bad. Not bad at all.

353
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,640
Quite the wee Robin Hood there, eh?

354
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,960
Thanks very much. You ever
play for a team or anything?

355
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,960
What, like...? Like a pub team?

356
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,960
No.

357
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,160
I used to run that one in the wee
place behind the big Sainsbury's.

358
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,960
We had some fun there.

359
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:37,960
Mind you, got to the stage

360
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,960
a lot of folk were just overdoing it
with the bevvy, you know? Really?

361
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,160
Oh, Christ, aye.
I mean, see happy hour in there?

362
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,160
It was like Custer's Last Stand!

363
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,960
THEY LAUGH

364
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,960
Right, me to go first?
On you go. Aye.

365
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,960
Oh, I don't know, Cathy.

366
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,960
Maybe it is my fault.

367
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,320
Maybe I've mollycoddled her
for far too long.

368
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,960
Maybe I just have to accept

369
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,960
that this is her growing up.

370
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,960
Why don't you two have a wee chat?
Come on through the kitchen,

371
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,960
and you two can
sort it all out. Come on.

372
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,960
Yes!

373
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,960
HE HUMS: Chase The Sun

374
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,960
Hard lines, squire. Listen, sorry
about that wee confusion there,

375
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,960
because I genuinely thought
three 18s were 96.

376
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:26,960
Mmm-hmm.

377
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,960
Shall we play a decider, then?
Yeah, why not? Right, me to go.

378
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,960
Hey, hey! What?
You went first last time.

379
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,000
It's me. So I did.

380
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,960
What am I like?

381
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:42,960
HE COUGHS

382
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,960
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

383
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,960
Hi, Beth. How you doing, Sophie?

384
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:55,960
Listen, Christine has something
to say, are you all right with that?

385
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,960
Actually, Sophie's got something
she needs to say to Christine, too.

386
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,960
Don't you, love?
In you come, Christine.

387
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,960
Awful smell of bacon in here.

388
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,640
On you go, Christine.

389
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,000
Right. Well.

390
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,800
I've been chatting to Cathy
and, basically,

391
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,960
I just wanted to say
that I appreciate

392
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,960
that you are now a grown-up,

393
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,640
that it's your life,

394
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,800
and I will support you
no matter what.

395
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,160
Oh, and I'm sorry
I locked in the hut.

396
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,960
That was bad. Mmm.

397
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,960
Even though... Christine.

398
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,960
That was bad.

399
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,960
Now, Sophie, what have you
got to say to your mum?

400
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,960
Go on. Look, Mum,

401
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,960
the reason I haven't told you yet
whose baby it is

402
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,640
isn't because I don't want you
to know. It's all right.

403
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,960
But I do want you to know.

404
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,480
I understand.
Christine, let Sophie talk -

405
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,960
this is your time
to listen now, Christine.

406
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,960
Fair enough.

407
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,480
Good. Sophie, this is
your turn to get on with it.

408
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,960
Like I said, I do want you to know.

409
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,960
It's just...

410
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,320
It's just...?

411
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,000
It's just...

412
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,960
..I don't know.
What you mean, you don't know?

413
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,960
Uh-uh, Christine.
What do you mean, you don't know?

414
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,800
She does kind of know,
don't you, love?

415
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,960
I do kind of know, uh-huh.

416
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,960
What she means is,
she's just narrowing it down.

417
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,160
Narrowing it down?
How many have there been?!

418
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,960
Christine! How many have there been?

419
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,480
Just two. Well, you'll be able
to work it out from the dates,

420
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,960
will you not?
Well, the thing is, though...

421
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,960
Oh, Christ, there's more?

422
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,960
Christine, keep it nice.

423
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,800
Sophie, spit it out.

424
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,960
The thing is, though...

425
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:04,480
I don't think I'm going to
be able to do that, uh, you know,

426
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,960
work it out from the dates.

427
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,960
How come?

428
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,960
Well...

429
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,960
Because they were, er...

430
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,960
They were quite close together.

431
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,960
How close together?

432
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,960
Pretty close.

433
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,960
Very close, actually.

434
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,960
How close is very close?

435
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,960
Well... How close?

436
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,480
On the same night?

437
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,960
Christine, don't be ridiculous,
I mean, she's...

438
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,960
Oh, for fuck's sake.

439
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,960
Ooh! You wee shite.

440
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,480
There's a draught coming in.
Can you feel it?

441
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,960
There's a draught coming in
and blowing my darts off course.

442
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,160
I'll just replay that.

443
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,640
Hey! What? "Replay", honestly.

444
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,160
Right, what am I on? 52?
Erm, no, 70...

445
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,480
No, it was... It was 52.

446
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:58,960
Yes!

447
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,960
Double 16 for the match.

448
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,960
Ooh, that was a marker.

449
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,960
Right, here we go.

450
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,960
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

451
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,320
CLUBS CLATTER

452
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,960
What happened there?

453
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:28,960
Two on the same night.

454
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,960
OK. That's OK.

455
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,960
Oh, my God.

456
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,640
Sophie, it's all right,
we've all done it.

457
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,960
And do either of them know?

458
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,960
They don't know I'm pregnant.

459
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,960
They're going to get a shock
when they find out.

460
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,800
Aye, when they find out
they're not the only one!

461
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,480
Well, they know that bit. How?

462
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,960
Cos they know. How do they know?

463
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,960
Cos they were there,
both of them, at the same time.

464
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,960
Oh, God save us!

465
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,480
Cathy, I cannae take it.
I cannae take this.

466
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,960
I've never heard
anything like it in my life!

467
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,480
All right, Christine,
it's all right.

468
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,960
It's just been a wee threesome,
hasn't it, Sophie?

469
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,960
Honestly, Christine,
it's more common than you think.

470
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,000
Isn't it, Beth?

471
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,640
What? I'm just saying,

472
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,960
it's much more common
than people think, this...

473
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,960
this threesome stuff, isn't it?

474
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,960
Er... Yes.

475
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,000
Very common. Is it?

476
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,960
Uh-huh. Have you done it?

477
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,960
Me?

478
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,960
Erm... Yes.

479
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,480
Really?! Uh-huh.

480
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,960
Loads of times.

481
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,960
I don't see anything wrong with it.

482
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,960
In fact, I quite enjoy it.

483
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,960
The more the merrier, I say!

484
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,960
Have you done it, Cathy?

485
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,960
Me? No. Thank God for that.

486
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,960
For a minute, I thought
you two might have...

487
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,960
Me and Beth? Christ, no!

488
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,960
I've seen her getting changed
for the aquarobics -

489
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,480
I've never been so glad
to get my goggles on in my life!

490
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,960
THEY LAUGH

491
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,960
I told you,

492
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,960
there's a draught in here.

493
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,960
Draught, my arse!
You were trying to put me off.

494
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,960
You're a...

495
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,320
You're a cheating wee fanny.

496
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,960
Now, you can't say that.

497
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,960
Oh, yes, I can.

498
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:21,960
You're a fanny.

499
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,640
You're a cheating little fanny.

500
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,960
Fanny, fanny, fanny!

501
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,960
Now, Eric, I'm warning you.

502
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:28,960
Oh, you're warning me, are you?

503
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,960
And what are you
going to do about it?

504
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,960
Well, I'm, erm... Eh?

505
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,000
I'm going to leave this garage.

506
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,960
Right? And...

507
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,960
I'm seriously reconsidering
that offer to take you to the golf.

508
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,960
You just can't bear it, can you?

509
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,960
You can't stand the thought of
other folk getting one up on you.

510
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,000
Whatever we do, whatever we've got,
wherever we go,

511
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,960
you have to be that bit better.

512
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,960
You're no' happy unless you're
pissing on other folk's chips!

513
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,960
I don't know what to say. I'm sorry.

514
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,960
I didn't realise
you were such a bad loser!

515
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,160
Ya fanny!

516
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,960
What's important now
is Sophie and the baby, isn't it?

517
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,960
And now that everything
is out in the open,

518
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,640
we can move on
and just focus on them.

519
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,960
Absolutely. And can I just say...

520
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,960
..no more threesomes
from now on, yeah?

521
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,160
That goes for you, too, missus.

522
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,160
We're all here to support you.

523
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,640
Whatever it is
we can do to help, we will.

524
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,000
I don't know what I'd do
without you, Beth, I really don't.

525
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,960
It's no trouble,
we'll all muddle through.

526
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,960
Whatever it is you need,
we'll make sure you get sorted.

527
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,960
I'm OK. I mean, I've still got
a load of things in my loft.

528
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,960
I've got a cot, a pram,
that wee thing you put in the bath.

529
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,960
Well, I'm going to get my own stuff.

530
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,960
Aye, that's what
she's saying just now.

531
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,960
Uh-huh, you're right.
She's right, Sophie.

532
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,960
Once you realise all
the work that's involved,

533
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,960
you'll take all the help
you can get.

534
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,960
Really, you know I can manage.

535
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,960
And there is a whole load of toys,
and Ian's bike.

536
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,960
Two bikes - the one
he got when he was bigger.

537
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,960
There's even a bed.
Look, I don't need a bed!

538
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,960
Mrs White, will you tell them?

539
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,960
She... What bed?

540
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,960
The one I've just moved
out of Ian's room.

541
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,640
Oh, just take it, Christine,
it's just a cheap single bed.

542
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,480
She'll take it. No!

543
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,960
I'll go and tell Eric
it's to go through to yours -

544
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,320
it's always one less thing
for you to worry about.

545
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,960
You're a star, Beth.

546
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,960
Where would you be without us, eh?

547
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,960
All right, if that's
how you want to play it.

548
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,160
Don't make me use it.
I will, Eric, I swear!

549
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,960
I will. Eric!
What on Earth is going on?

550
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,960
Oh, thanks, Beth,
good job you're here.

551
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,960
He's getting all worked up.

552
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,960
Aye! For goodness' sake!

553
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,960
Behaving like children!
It's him, he called me a fanny.

554
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,960
Och... What's going on, Colin,
what's going on?

555
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,960
It's all right, Cath,
it's all right.

556
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,960
I came out to find these two
all set for a punch-up!

557
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,960
I've got it, I've got it.
Oh, aye, have you got it?

558
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,960
Eric! Don't lay a finger
on my Colin, don't you dare!

559
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,960
Cathy! This is all your fault,
you wee fanny!

560
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,000
Eric, it was just
a wee game of darts.

561
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,960
Here, Cath, you should've seen me.

562
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,960
HE HUMS: Chase The Sun
All right, Colin... Right!

563
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,960
Eric!

564
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,960
HE CONTINUES TO HUM

565
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,960
He's not a fanny!
What's going on here?

566
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,960
Christine, don't
get involved, please.

567
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,480
Eric's all upset.
I beat him at darts.

568
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,960
You did not beat me, you cheated!

569
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,960
Oh, for God's sake.

570
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,480
There was a draft, Christine.

571
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,960
What's he doing?

572
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,640
Cathy, dig those big fake nails
right into his fat neck!

573
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,160
That's it.

574
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,960
Christine, that is enough -
away you go next door.

575
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,960
I beg your pardon?

576
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,000
On you go.
Oh, that's charming, that is.

577
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,960
One minute it's,
"How can I help you?"

578
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,960
The next it's, "Fuck off home"

579
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,960
Hey, Mum, come on.

580
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,960
Hey, stop tugging at me.

581
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,960
Well, let's just go.

582
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,960
No, you're not wanting to stay
in here with the rest of the bikes?

583
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,960
Well, I've called a spade a spade.

584
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:56,960
Come on!

585
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,000
ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER

586
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,960
Where would I be without you?

587
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,960
Sophie?

588
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:13,960
Sophie!

589
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,960

for someone on her block

590
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,960

and we start to rock

591
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,960

and, man, it is a shock

592
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,320


593
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,960

G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g

594
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,960

to tuck him in his little bed

595
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,960

runnin' through his sleepy head

596
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,960

good night - instead, he says...

597
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:42,960

a-a-a-a-all-l-l-l-l gone!

598
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,960
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